Win phones: Nokia's E55, E75 and N97 [Closed - judging]

[...] got a contest going on right now where you can win one of three Nokia mobiles - the the E55, E75, or N97. Very cool prizes, [...]

[...] this was for a contest Really Mobile is holding, so don’t think I’ve completely [...]

My entry: http://tabulacrypticum.wordpress.com/2010/03/14/because-i-say-so-really-mobile/

ReallyMobile

My entry: http://tabulacrypticum.wordpress.com/2010/03/14...ReallyMobile

My entry: http://tabulacrypticum.wordpress.com/2010/03/14...

ReallyMobile

A great first entry! Very good. OK people… this has set the bar high!

Ok, so here goes the haiku for the 404 page -

What seek you
Even Google can’t
This is TRMP’s
4-oh-4

- In English, what you are tying to find, is so hard to find , that even Google can’t find it.. It is thereallymobileproject’s 404.

1) Really, Really! When will you learn? Remember what they told you in church? You HAVE to utter the holy name five times on every page if you are to be absolved! Look at Engadget, CNET and others, lounging around on Ipads and eating the FORBIDDEN FRUIT? Did you think only looks got them there? Now, repeat after me: “I shall utter APPLE at least five times in a paragraph.”

[...] The Really Mobile Project have announced a new competition, and I thought I would let you know about it. My video above is not an entry into this competition, and is merely just a little fun to get you in the mood for the competition. You can win either a Nokia E55, an E75, or a Nokia N97 in this TRMP competition, and all you have to do is, in video, audio, image or text, create one of the following Scenarios as suggested by their first winner Matt Radford: [...]

404d ?
You must be looking for the Oscar Winner ” Really Mobile : The Movie “.
CAST
James Whatley as The Dude
Ben Smith as The Nokia Envy
Dan Lane as The Hacker
Vikki Chowney as The Nokia Diva
Guest starring by an Nokia N88

404d ?
You must be looking for the Oscar Winner ” Really Mobile : The Movie “.
CAST
James Whatley as The Dude
Ben Smith as The Nokia Envy
Dan Lane as The Hacker
Vikki Chowney as The Nokia Diva
Guest starring by an Nokia N88

I’m still planning my entry, but in the meantime, posted up about TRMP Competition on my blog to get people in the mood.

http://www.nokiadna.com/?p=161

Thanks Micky!

erm…
http://share.ovi.com/media/cmmorrison.public/cmmorrison.10006

I think some will be more flattered than others with that comparison…! Very good!

erm, well its done for comedy effect rather ran reality, sorry james

Hehe…

Seeing as I’ve won already, here’s a non-entry:

Nokia Nine Five
5MP Market Changer
I can haz more RAM?

Play for props Matt

Its quite understandable that after exploring all porn sites on the net you finally tried an intelligent site and it gave you the ultimate punishment of the “page 404″. But dont worry now after visiting this page all your internet sins have been washed away……

its 404 u idiot!!!! Go back home and ask ur mom to beat some manners into you….

you got 404ed!!!

i am sorry to inform you that you have reached page “404″. I know web browsing is tough but look at it this way
You can always go back to facebook and twitter…

A great first entry! Very good. OK people… this has set the bar high!

A great first entry! Very good. OK people… this has set the bar high!

[Some nice cheerleader photo as the background, and text (maybe as a balloon tooltip) as follows:]
Give me a “4″! Give me a “0″! Give me a “4″!
…get down on Your knees and pray to score,
than type again to try once more!

Ok, so here goes the haiku for the 404 page -what seek youeven google can'tthis is TRMP's4-oh-4

Ok, so here goes the haiku for the 404 page -

what seek you
even google can't
this is TRMP's
4-oh-4

1) Really, Really! When will you learn? Remember what they told you in church? You HAVE to utter the holy name five times on every page if you are to be absolved! Look at Engadget, CNET and others, lounging around on Ipads and eating the FORBIDDEN FRUIT? Did you think only looks got them there? Now, repeat after me: “I shall utter APPLE at least five times in a paragraph.”

1) Really, Really! When will you learn? Remember what they told you in church? You HAVE to utter the holy name five times on every page if you are to be absolved! Look at Engadget, CNET and others, lounging around on Ipads and eating the FORBIDDEN FRUIT? Did you think only looks got them there? Now, repeat after me: “I shall utter APPLE at least five times in a paragraph.”

404d ? You must be looking for the Oscar Winner ” Really Mobile : The Movie “.CASTJames Whatley as The DudeBen Smith as The Nokia EnvyDan Lane as The HackerVikki Chowney as The Nokia DivaGuest starring by an Nokia N88

404d ? You must be looking for the Oscar Winner ” Really Mobile : The Movie “.CASTJames Whatley as The DudeBen Smith as The Nokia EnvyDan Lane as The HackerVikki Chowney as The Nokia DivaGuest starring by an Nokia N88

404d ?
You must be looking for the Oscar Winner ” Really Mobile : The Movie “.
CAST
James Whatley as The Dude
Ben Smith as The Nokia Envy
Dan Lane as The Hacker
Vikki Chowney as The Nokia Diva
Guest starring by an Nokia N88

404d ?
You must be looking for the Oscar Winner ” Really Mobile : The Movie “.
CAST
James Whatley as The Dude
Ben Smith as The Nokia Envy
Dan Lane as The Hacker
Vikki Chowney as The Nokia Diva
Guest starring by an Nokia N88

404 Error - Life cannot be found.

The Life you are looking for might have been removed,
had its nature changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

To get a Life, please try any of the following:

· Make sure it was defined correctly.
· Search for it in another form.
· Browse off of this site and take another path.

HTTP 404 – Life not found
Internet Propaganda Services

Technical propaganda (for Life support personnel)

· There is no technical solution to this problem

A few haikus for you! They’re fun to write!

Haiku’s are easy
But you can’t say much with one
Really Mobile rocks!

I must try harder
To write a funny haiku
Nokia phones rule

I would like to win
a new nokia mobile
is my haiku good?

Apple are angry
HTC have copied them
Is it a bad thing?

I'm still planning my entry, but in the meantime, posted up about TRMP Competition on my blog to get people in the mood.http://www.nokiadna.com/?p=161

I'm still planning my entry, but in the meantime, posted up about TRMP Competition on my blog to get people in the mood.

http://www.nokiadna.com/?p=161

Thanks Micky!

Thanks Micky!

erm… http://share.ovi.com/media/cmmorrison.public/cm...

erm…
http://share.ovi.com/media/cmmorrison.public/cm...

I think some will be more flattered than others with that comparison…! Very good!

I think some will be more flattered than others with that comparison…! Very good!

erm, well its done for comedy effect rather ran reality, sorry james

erm, well its done for comedy effect rather ran reality, sorry james

Look in your hand
Now at the screen
Notice the difference
I don’t either
Try searching or backslapping the “any key” instead
Or submitting something really mobile to fill your plans
Then look at your hand
And look at the screen
Notice the difference
Nope
You’re in the right place after all.

Ahem, here I go:

There is this site called
The Really Mobile Project
it’s about phones stuff

Hey Really Mobile
Will you give me a new phone?
Thank you, you’re the best

I once met Whatley
He gave me his battery
This story is true

(It really is true. At Social Media Camp London last year I was looking for a Nokia charger. I figured if anyone would have one, it’d be James! He didn’t, but he had an N82 on him so he offered to swap batteries with me. What a nice guy )

Hehe…

Hehe…

Seeing as I've won already, here's a non-entry:Nokia Nine Five5MP Market ChangerI can haz more RAM?

Seeing as I've won already, here's a non-entry:

Nokia Nine Five
5MP Market Changer
I can haz more RAM?

Play for props Matt

Play for props Matt

Its quite understandable that after exploring all porn sites on the net you finally tried an intelligent site and it gave you the ultimate punishment of the “page 404″. But dont worry now after visiting this page all your internet sins have been washed away……

Its quite understandable that after exploring all porn sites on the net you finally tried an intelligent site and it gave you the ultimate punishment of the “page 404″. But dont worry now after visiting this page all your internet sins have been washed away……

its 404 u idiot!!!! Go back home and ask ur mom to beat some manners into you….

its 404 u idiot!!!! Go back home and ask ur mom to beat some manners into you….

you got 404ed!!!

you got 404ed!!!

i am sorry to inform you that you have reached page “404″. I know web browsing is tough but look at it this wayYou can always go back to facebook and twitter…

i am sorry to inform you that you have reached page “404″. I know web browsing is tough but look at it this way
You can always go back to facebook and twitter…

[Some nice cheerleader photo as the background, and text (maybe as a balloon tooltip) as follows:]Give me a “4″! Give me a “0″! Give me a “4″!…get down on Your knees and pray to score,than type again to try once more!

[Some nice cheerleader photo as the background, and text (maybe as a balloon tooltip) as follows:]
Give me a “4″! Give me a “0″! Give me a “4″!
…get down on Your knees and pray to score,
than type again to try once more!

404 Error - Life cannot be found.The Life you are looking for might have been removed,had its nature changed, or is temporarily unavailable.To get a Life, please try any of the following:· Make sure it was defined correctly.· Search for it in another form.· Browse off of this site and take another path.HTTP 404 – Life not foundInternet Propaganda ServicesTechnical propaganda (for Life support personnel)· There is no technical solution to this problem

404 Error - Life cannot be found.

The Life you are looking for might have been removed,
had its nature changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

To get a Life, please try any of the following:

· Make sure it was defined correctly.
· Search for it in another form.
· Browse off of this site and take another path.

HTTP 404 – Life not found
Internet Propaganda Services

Technical propaganda (for Life support personnel)

· There is no technical solution to this problem

A few haikus for you! They're fun to write!Haiku's are easyBut you can't say much with oneReally Mobile rocks!I must try harderTo write a funny haikuNokia phones ruleI would like to wina new nokia mobileis my haiku good?Apple are angryHTC have copied themIs it a bad thing?

A few haikus for you! They're fun to write!

Haiku's are easy
But you can't say much with one
Really Mobile rocks!

I must try harder
To write a funny haiku
Nokia phones rule

I would like to win
a new nokia mobile
is my haiku good?

Apple are angry
HTC have copied them
Is it a bad thing?

What a great competition! Here are my two best haiku’s:

It’s not about touch
4G, social apps, email
but life, man, just life.

—

Connected at work
at play, to live a bit better
there’s a site for that

[...] E55, E75 and N97 From Ben Smith the Really mobile project make them laugh and get winning Win phones: Nokia’s E55, E75 and N97 | The Really Mobile Project [...]

Can do

Your E55
It is not just for email!
(Oh wait. Yes it is.)

And…

No single smartphone
Multitasks to perfection
Like two iPhones can

Look in your handNow at the screenNotice the differenceI don't eitherTry searching or backslapping the “any key” insteadOr submitting something really mobile to fill your plansThen look at your handAnd look at the screenNotice the differenceNopeYou're in the right place after all.

Look in your hand
Now at the screen
Notice the difference
I don't either
Try searching or backslapping the “any key” instead
Or submitting something really mobile to fill your plans
Then look at your hand
And look at the screen
Notice the difference
Nope
You're in the right place after all.

Ahem, here I go:There is this site calledThe Really Mobile Projectit's about phones stuffHey Really MobileWill you give me a new phone?Thank you, you're the bestI once met WhatleyHe gave me his batteryThis story is true(It really is true. At Social Media Camp London last year I was looking for a Nokia charger. I figured if anyone would have one, it'd be James! He didn't, but he had an N82 on him so he offered to swap batteries with me. What a nice guy )

Ahem, here I go:

There is this site called
The Really Mobile Project
it's about phones stuff

Hey Really Mobile
Will you give me a new phone?
Thank you, you're the best

I once met Whatley
He gave me his battery
This story is true

(It really is true. At Social Media Camp London last year I was looking for a Nokia charger. I figured if anyone would have one, it'd be James! He didn't, but he had an N82 on him so he offered to swap batteries with me. What a nice guy )

I actually LMAO’d. Brilliant.

Hey son, To be really mobile, don’t ever get a home. Your home is everywhere, your food is everywhere and so is you contribution. You need to learn how symbian guru does it, http://www.symbian-guru.com. and you do need a good mobile like dad need a N97 to be really mobile.

What a great competition! Here are my two best haiku's: It's not about touch4G, social apps, email but life, man, just life.—Connected at workat play, to live a bit better there's a site for that

What a great competition! Here are my two best haiku's:

It's not about touch
4G, social apps, email
but life, man, just life.

—

Connected at work
at play, to live a bit better
there's a site for that

Can do Your E55It is not just for email!(Oh wait. Yes it is.)And…No single smartphoneMultitasks to perfectionLike two iPhones can

Can do

Your E55
It is not just for email!
(Oh wait. Yes it is.)

And…

No single smartphone
Multitasks to perfection
Like two iPhones can

I actually LMAO'd. Brilliant.

I actually LMAO'd. Brilliant.

Hey son, To be really mobile, don't ever get a home. Your home is everywhere, your food is everywhere and so is you contribution. You need to learn how symbian guru does it, http://www.symbian-guru.com. and you do need a good mobile like dad need a N97 to be really mobile.

Hey son, To be really mobile, don't ever get a home. Your home is everywhere, your food is everywhere and so is you contribution. You need to learn how symbian guru does it, http://www.symbian-guru.com. and you do need a good mobile like dad need a N97 to be really mobile.

Those last 2 are especially brilliant. Bravo!

oh no! four oh four!
you’ve stumbled into the void,
try another link.

what did you think that,
this page was going to show?
better luck next time!

Those last 2 are especially brilliant. Bravo!

Those last 2 are especially brilliant. Bravo!

oh no! four oh fouryou've stumbled into the voidtry another linkwhat did you think thatthis page was going to showbetter luck next time

oh no! four oh four
you've stumbled into the void
try another link

what did you think that
this page was going to show
better luck next time

404 Haiku:

Wow You are a Genius !! You found a 404 Page.

Contact Site Administrator Let him know there is a 404 page in his site.

Or make sure you followed correct link!

My Video Entry coming soon

404 Haiku:Wow You are a Genius !! You found a 404 Page.Contact Site Administrator Let him know there is a 404 page in his site.Or make sure you followed correct link!My Video Entry coming soon

404 Haiku:

Wow You are a Genius !! You found a 404 Page.

Contact Site Administrator Let him know there is a 404 page in his site.

Or make sure you followed correct link!

My Video Entry coming soon

Here is my idea…. hope i get to choose first from the 3 Nak….errr….. Nokias……

Idea 1.

Daddy telling the really mobile project a bed time story……..

Story Name: Matrics, the mobile Revolution

The movie starts in a dark room with 2 people(Morbius and Nebo) wearing black goggles, . . . .
Nebo suggets to open the goggles(as the room is Dark), Morbius says the camera(and audience) will know what he is iphhoone blind……
they proceed on…..

Morbius: do you wants to know what the MATRICS is?
Nebo: yes

Morbius takes both hands forward with mobile phone in each hand
Right hand - Nakia
Left hand slightly forwarded than left - iphhoone

Morbius: Choose carefully, for is your Last chance to enter the matrics
Nebo: How should i choose?
Morbius: Choose from my right hand and you are free to choose from any carrier and plan; and multitude of free and paid applications (including grugle voice search); the cost is variable depending on your requirment - business; gaming; music or just calling and texting, touch and keys anythiing…..
Nebo: Wow, freedom……. yes……
Morbius: Wait, dont jump to conclusions, if you choose from my left hand, you get the “in” thing….. ya…….
Nebo: The “in” thing?
Morbius: Comes at dirt cheap price, great touch screen…….(pause), and carrier services as well…. with the contract that you get to see the MATRICS!!!!
Nebo: And……
Morbius: you also get acess to the Ichunes app store…….. but once you have chosen it; you can not go back……. and change your carrier for next …….next……Few…… days……
Nebo: Few days..???
Morbius: About a thousand days…….the carrier is going to be AS&S……..
Nebo: ASS?
Morbius: yes, AS&S!!!!

Nebo gets an old Nakia out of his right Jacket pocket……..
Fires the in built calculator….. calculates the cummulative cost of running the in iphhoone……
Mulls with the numbers……

Nebo, then picks both the phones from Morbius’ hands…. looks at the plastic built of iphhoone……

Finally, hands over his old Nakia to Morbius and puts the iphhoone into the trash can……….

Morbius, in shock, gets rid of the goggles, …. , without an iphhoone and with an old Nakia he can see for the first time clearly……

Nebo himself keeps the newest Nakia EE72…….

Morbius asks for a lift home……Nebo, picks up a Morbiua and are good friends now……………Far out side the iphhoone MATRICS………

Moral for the really mobile project and readers: everything for free is not good…….., at least when it comes with a contract……… need to tell such things to your readers……. a review independent of the rewards from the manufaturer…….

good boy… good night

test

Fail

Good stuff!

Here is my idea…. hope i get to choose first from the 3 Nak….errr….. Nokias……Idea 1.Daddy telling the really mobile project a bed time story……..Story Name: Matrics, the mobile RevolutionThe movie starts in a dark room with 2 people(Morbius and Nebo) wearing black goggles, . . . . Nebo suggets to open the goggles(as the room is Dark), Morbius says the camera(and audience) will know what he is iphhoone blind……they proceed on…..Morbius: do you wants to know what the MATRICS is?Nebo: yesMorbius takes both hands forward with mobile phone in each handRight hand - NakiaLeft hand slightly forwarded than left - iphhooneMorbius: Choose carefully, for is your Last chance to enter the matricsNebo: How should i choose?Morbius: Choose from my right hand and you are free to choose from any carrier and plan; and multitude of free and paid applications (including grugle voice search); the cost is variable depending on your requirment - business; gaming; music or just calling and texting, touch and keys anythiing…..Nebo: Wow, freedom……. yes……Morbius: Wait, dont jump to conclusions, if you choose from my left hand, you get the “in” thing….. ya…….Nebo: The “in” thing?Morbius: Comes at dirt cheap price, great touch screen…….(pause), and carrier services as well…. with the contract that you get to see the MATRICS!!!!Nebo: And……Morbius: you also get acess to the Ichunes app store…….. but once you have chosen it; you can not go back……. and change your carrier for next …….next……Few…… days……Nebo: Few days..???Morbius: About a thousand days…….the carrier is going to be AS&S……..Nebo: ASS?Morbius: yes, AS&S!!!!Nebo gets an old Nakia out of his right Jacket pocket……..Fires the in built calculator….. calculates the cummulative cost of running the in iphhoone……Mulls with the numbers……Nebo, then picks both the phones from Morbius' hands…. looks at the plastic built of iphhoone……Finally, hands over his old Nakia to Morbius and puts the iphhoone into the trash can……….Morbius, in shock, gets rid of the goggles, …. , without an iphhoone and with an old Nakia he can see for the first time clearly……Nebo himself keeps the newest Nakia EE72…….Morbius asks for a lift home……Nebo, picks up a Morbiua and are good friends now……………Far out side the iphhoone MATRICS………Moral for the really mobile project and readers: everything for free is not good…….., at least when it comes with a contract……… need to tell such things to your readers……. a review independent of the rewards from the manufaturer…….good boy… good night

Here is my idea…. hope i get to choose first from the 3 Nak….errr….. Nokias……

Idea 1.

Daddy telling the really mobile project a bed time story……..

Story Name: Matrics, the mobile Revolution

The movie starts in a dark room with 2 people(Morbius and Nebo) wearing black goggles, . . . .
Nebo suggets to open the goggles(as the room is Dark), Morbius says the camera(and audience) will know what he is iphhoone blind……
they proceed on…..

Morbius: do you wants to know what the MATRICS is?
Nebo: yes

Morbius takes both hands forward with mobile phone in each hand
Right hand - Nakia
Left hand slightly forwarded than left - iphhoone

Morbius: Choose carefully, for is your Last chance to enter the matrics
Nebo: How should i choose?
Morbius: Choose from my right hand and you are free to choose from any carrier and plan; and multitude of free and paid applications (including grugle voice search); the cost is variable depending on your requirment - business; gaming; music or just calling and texting, touch and keys anythiing…..
Nebo: Wow, freedom……. yes……
Morbius: Wait, dont jump to conclusions, if you choose from my left hand, you get the “in” thing….. ya…….
Nebo: The “in” thing?
Morbius: Comes at dirt cheap price, great touch screen…….(pause), and carrier services as well…. with the contract that you get to see the MATRICS!!!!
Nebo: And……
Morbius: you also get acess to the Ichunes app store…….. but once you have chosen it; you can not go back……. and change your carrier for next …….next……Few…… days……
Nebo: Few days..???
Morbius: About a thousand days…….the carrier is going to be AS&S……..
Nebo: ASS?
Morbius: yes, AS&S!!!!

Nebo gets an old Nakia out of his right Jacket pocket……..
Fires the in built calculator….. calculates the cummulative cost of running the in iphhoone……
Mulls with the numbers……

Nebo, then picks both the phones from Morbius' hands…. looks at the plastic built of iphhoone……

Finally, hands over his old Nakia to Morbius and puts the iphhoone into the trash can……….

Morbius, in shock, gets rid of the goggles, …. , without an iphhoone and with an old Nakia he can see for the first time clearly……

Nebo himself keeps the newest Nakia EE72…….

Morbius asks for a lift home……Nebo, picks up a Morbiua and are good friends now……………Far out side the iphhoone MATRICS………

Moral for the really mobile project and readers: everything for free is not good…….., at least when it comes with a contract……… need to tell such things to your readers……. a review independent of the rewards from the manufaturer…….

good boy… good night

test

test

Fail

Fail

Good stuff!

Good stuff!

………you can guess the cast required

………you can guess the cast required

………you can guess the cast required

Here’s my entry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGk15srjq4U No, it has nothing to do with the competition rules, but you’ve got to work with what you have!

Genius Love it.

What do you think you’re doin’, son? Don’tcha worry, Really Mobile’s probably just goin’ through some growing pains. Before you throw a fit about these young websites’ irresponsibility these days, feel free to reach for the A404 sauce as you take your next dead link fried. I mean, imagine that as a peace offering or something, OK? And hang around now. Be sure to c’mon back to our home sweet home page.

Here's my entry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGk15srjq4U No, it has nothing to do with the competition rules, but you've got to work with what you have!

Here's my entry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGk15srjq4U No, it has nothing to do with the competition rules, but you've got to work with what you have!

Genius Love it.

Genius Love it.

What do you think you’re doin’, son? Don’tcha worry, Really Mobile’s probably just goin’ through some growing pains. Before you throw a fit about these young websites’ irresponsibility these days, feel free to reach for the A404 sauce as you take your next dead link fried. I mean, imagine that as a peace offering or something, OK? And hang around now. Be sure to c’mon back to our home sweet home page.

What do you think you’re doin’, son? Don’tcha worry, Really Mobile’s probably just goin’ through some growing pains. Before you throw a fit about these young websites’ irresponsibility these days, feel free to reach for the A404 sauce as you take your next dead link fried. I mean, imagine that as a peace offering or something, OK? And hang around now. Be sure to c’mon back to our home sweet home page.

……

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Ok I got carried away with the Haikus:

1) First for an ode to the N97 or other phone with issues:

Software with glitches
An update “over the air”
How much does it fix?

2) more of a success for nokia now:

Free Navigation
Now Ovi opens a door
Only for some phones

3) For all manufacturers and their press releases:

Whizzy eye-candy!
Finger Friendly Touch U.I.!
Marketing Bo**ocks.

4) More relevant to TRMP:

Ovi store horror,
Will you still provide us with
Hannah Montana

5) And again:

Loved the Seven One
Replacements are all lacking.
Keep trying Vicki.

6) back to the N97. It deserves it:

N nine seven has
Issues with multitasking
Does anyone else?

7) For the other phones in this competition:

Small screen not even
Touch screen. Will it be ok?
Nokia says yes.

But the movie just seemed obvious to me. Initially I wanted to suggest a brit-gangster flick. But… Not really. It‘s not your scene. However, a heist movie…
The Really Mobile Hustle.
See: http://www.bbc.co.uk/realhustle/meetthehustlers/
And: http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/hustle/characters_actors.shtml

Stap line could be:
Can you cheat an honest normob?

I’ll have to let you decide amongst yourselves as to which of you is the smoothest talker, security geek, enforcer etc though. Obviously any such movie has a need for Vinnie Jones which is a bit of a poser. Volunteers?

Ok I got carried away with the Haikus:1) First for an ode to the N97 or other phone with issues:Software with glitchesAn update “over the air”How much does it fix?2) more of a success for nokia now:Free NavigationNow Ovi opens a doorOnly for some phones3) For all manufacturers and their press releases:Whizzy eye-candy!Finger Friendly Touch U.I.!Marketing Bo**ocks.4) More relevant to TRMP:Ovi store horror,Will you still provide us withHannah Montana5) And again:Loved the Seven OneReplacements are all lacking.Keep trying Vicki.6) back to the N97. It deserves it:N nine seven hasIssues with multitaskingDoes anyone else?7) For the other phones in this competition:Small screen not evenTouch screen. Will it be ok?Nokia says yes.But the movie just seemed obvious to me. Initially I wanted to suggest a brit-gangster flick. But… Not really. It‘s not your scene. However, a heist movie…The Really Mobile Hustle.See: http://www.bbc.co.uk/realhustle/meetthehustlers/And: http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/hustle/characters_ac...Stap line could be:Can you cheat an honest normob?I’ll have to let you decide amongst yourselves as to which of you is the smoothest talker, security geek, enforcer etc though. Obviously any such movie has a need for Vinnie Jones which is a bit of a poser. Volunteers?

Ok I got carried away with the Haikus:

1) First for an ode to the N97 or other phone with issues:

Software with glitches
An update “over the air”
How much does it fix?

2) more of a success for nokia now:

Free Navigation
Now Ovi opens a door
Only for some phones

3) For all manufacturers and their press releases:

Whizzy eye-candy!
Finger Friendly Touch U.I.!
Marketing Bo**ocks.

4) More relevant to TRMP:

Ovi store horror,
Will you still provide us with
Hannah Montana

5) And again:

Loved the Seven One
Replacements are all lacking.
Keep trying Vicki.

6) back to the N97. It deserves it:

N nine seven has
Issues with multitasking
Does anyone else?

7) For the other phones in this competition:

Small screen not even
Touch screen. Will it be ok?
Nokia says yes.

But the movie just seemed obvious to me. Initially I wanted to suggest a brit-gangster flick. But… Not really. It‘s not your scene. However, a heist movie…
The Really Mobile Hustle.
See: http://www.bbc.co.uk/realhustle/meetthehustlers/
And: http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/hustle/characters_ac...

Stap line could be:
Can you cheat an honest normob?

I’ll have to let you decide amongst yourselves as to which of you is the smoothest talker, security geek, enforcer etc though. Obviously any such movie has a need for Vinnie Jones which is a bit of a poser. Volunteers?

[...] awesome People of the really mobile project have recently announced a little Contest and they give away some fine, brand new Nokia Phones, [...]

Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, here’s my Entry for the Really Mobile Movie Project lol that was fun, hope you like my picks as well as i do! http://www.thoughtsfromhell.net/the-really-mobile-movie-project/

Life & Fruits

Life was much easier (Life was easier)
When Apple And Blackberry
Were Just on fruit stand.

Title of this is “Life & Fruits”

The 40 Store

The Ovi App Store
Where Ben found his Jan Ole
And spent forty pounds.

Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, here's my Entry for the Really Mobile Movie Project lol that was fun, hope you like my picks as well as i do! http://www.thoughtsfromhell.net/the-really-mobi...

Alright Ladies and Gentlemen, here's my Entry for the Really Mobile Movie Project lol that was fun, hope you like my picks as well as i do! http://www.thoughtsfromhell.net/the-really-mobi...

Holy Freaking crap
I totaly need a new
N97

N97
I will put it on my face
and talk to some folk

N97
I will punch you in the face
Give it to me now

Life was much easier (Life was easier)When Apple And BlackberryWere Just on fruit stand.

Life was much easier (Life was easier)
When Apple And Blackberry
Were Just on fruit stand.

Title of this is “Life & Fruits”

Title of this is “Life & Fruits”

The 40 StoreThe Ovi App StoreWhere Ben found his Jan OleAnd spent forty pounds.

The 40 Store

The Ovi App Store
Where Ben found his Jan Ole
And spent forty pounds.

Holy Freaking crapI totaly need a new N97

Holy Freaking crap
I totaly need a new
N97

N97I will put it on my faceand talk to some folk

N97
I will put it on my face
and talk to some folk

N97I will punch you in the faceGive it to me now

N97
I will punch you in the face
Give it to me now

[...] right? Don’t forget to leave your links and entries on the comment section of ReallyMobile [...]

This my ReallyMobile: The Movie entry http://bit.ly/aYYIHk hope you will like it…and please don’t hate me becoz I used the word bald…

This my ReallyMobile: The Movie entry http://bit.ly/aYYIHk hope you will like it…and please don't hate me becoz I used the word bald…

This my ReallyMobile: The Movie entry http://bit.ly/aYYIHk hope you will like it…and please don't hate me becoz I used the word bald…

humourous, informational, wonderful
the really mobile project is
when not a 404

- “does my butt look big” N97 -

#ReallyMobile

a 404…
httpd restart…
the really mobile project appears

- “small numeric keys are the new in” E75 -

#reallymobile

together E55, E75 and an N97
up for grabs
the really mobile 404 contest

- “half querty is 99% full qwerty” E55 -

#reallymobile

404 page not found
the really mobile project will fix
while snake you play

- “snake hi-score master” Nokia 8210 -

#reallymobile

sorry for the inconvenience
four oh four
we make mistakes sometimes

- “i tell you, the best phones are bananas” Nokia 8110 -
- “blue pill red pill” Nokia 8110 -

#reallymobile

four oh four you’ve found
click the really mobile project logo
to stop reading haikus

- “i bring my own tunes” X6 -

#reallymobile

humourous, informational, wonderfulthe really mobile project iswhen not a 404- “does my butt look big” N97 -#ReallyMobile

humourous, informational, wonderful
the really mobile project is
when not a 404

- “does my butt look big” N97 -

#ReallyMobile

a 404…httpd restart…the really mobile project appears- “small numeric keys are the new in” E75 -#reallymobile

a 404…
httpd restart…
the really mobile project appears

- “small numeric keys are the new in” E75 -

#reallymobile

together E55, E75 and an N97up for grabsthe really mobile 404 contest- “half querty is 99% full qwerty” E55 -#reallymobile

together E55, E75 and an N97
up for grabs
the really mobile 404 contest

- “half querty is 99% full qwerty” E55 -

#reallymobile

404 page not foundthe really mobile project will fixwhile snake you play- “snake hi-score master” Nokia 8210 -#reallymobile

404 page not found
the really mobile project will fix
while snake you play

- “snake hi-score master” Nokia 8210 -

#reallymobile

sorry for the inconveniencefour oh fourwe make mistakes sometimes- “i tell you, the best phones are bananas” Nokia 8110 — “blue pill red pill” Nokia 8110 -#reallymobile

sorry for the inconvenience
four oh four
we make mistakes sometimes

- “i tell you, the best phones are bananas” Nokia 8110 -
- “blue pill red pill” Nokia 8110 -

#reallymobile

four oh four you've foundclick the really mobile project logoto stop reading haikus- “i bring my own tunes” X6 -#reallymobile

four oh four you've found
click the really mobile project logo
to stop reading haikus

- “i bring my own tunes” X6 -

#reallymobile

Here’s my official contest entry:) :

Dear The Really Mobile Project,

My son, as I see you sprawled on the couch while leisurely sending tweets to your online buddies, I am suddenly transported beyond the present (dismal) reality and I am filled with glorious visions of website critics hailing you as the most cutting-edge of technology websites, of advertisers flocking to our door, of you landing interviews with talk show hosts left and right, of you driving your brand-new car to your brand-new condo unit in the heart of the city…

And so your loving father has decided to give you a few gifts to inspire you to move out of my basement- er, I mean, to become the successful yuppie that I always knew you were meant to be.

GIFT # 1: A chic designer suit and patent leather shoes
Look, I know your baggy jeans and SpongeBob T-shirt are super comfy and provide good ventilation on warm days. But, flesh of my flesh, your current outfit won’t land you on the cover of any magazine, whether it be fashion or business-oriented. Neither will it help you snag a more stable and high-paying job. I may be an old fogey but I do know that image works wonders. So put on your impeccable new outfit and smart leather footwear (and maybe some cool but classy bling to show that world that you are professional and yet funky and hip at the same time; you are in the tech business after all). And as you do, perhaps you will also be inspired to add a bit more flash elements to your homepage and make its layout a little more modern and eye-catching. Take a few fashion points from your old schoolmates, CNYT and Wyred.

GIFT # 2: A slick Bluetooth headset
Always keep it close to your heart (figuratively), always keep it close to your ear (literally). Yes, even when you are not talking to anyone on your mobile phone. Why, you ask? Um, I’m not really sure. But hundreds, if not thousands, of business men do this to seem impressive and even intimidating so you might as well go with the flow. And as you make my second gift a semi-permanent extension of your ear, perhaps you can be inspired to talk in a more impressive manner. I know you are smart; it runs in the family. But your intelligence is not always immediately apparent to others, with your conversational, easygoing and, sometimes, even juvenile language. But there are several techniques you can use to easily sound smart or even smarter than you really are. For example, by using the words “analysts” and “trend” at least twice in an article and by smattering your blogs with a healthy dose of statistics you can immediately sound so… believable. Whether you understand the implications of these numbers in the real world or not, you can instantly make your readers feel like you really, REALLY know your stuff. And for more additional credibility brownie points, how about calling all of your regular staff members “editors”? Yes, all four of them. Who will write what they edit, you ask? Erm, I guess all of them can write stuff and then they can all edit each other’s works. And there are all these guest contributors’ articles they can proofread too, of course. You sound dubious. But trust me! CNYT has been doing it for a while and it works. After all, an article by an “editor” seems more special than by a mere “writer” or “blogger” *sniff*

GIFT # 3: A genuine hardwood desk with double lacquered finish and multiple drawers
As I shake off the potato chip crumbs from one of your articles and glance through it, I admit that you do have some pretty interesting ideas. You really are a chip off the old block. But the half-finished peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich on top of the pile of printed articles on your table does discourage one from finding the stuff one is interested in reading about. In short, I love you but your room is an awful mess. (And I have a hard time understanding why because I am in the business of ORGANIZATION!) Nevertheless, I am hoping that your shiny new desk, aside from making you feel like a top honcho, will also inspire you to organize your articles by categories, like Wyred does. That way, if a reader wants to enjoy a post about a certain phone from Nokya or about one of the yPhone incarnations, he or she won’t have to wade through an ocean of articles to do so. He can have an easier time finding what he wants by going to the section dedicated to the topic or phone manufacturer he is interested in. Did you know that the Arena fraternal twins, phoneAryna and GSMAryna, even divide their cellphone reviews by sections? I will try to have the twins over for dinner one night so that I can introduce them to you. A pair of fine young men, these two, if bordering a little on OCD territory. Perhaps you can hang out with them more often instead of playing video games with your happy-go-lucky friends, like that AllAboutSymbyan *sniff*

And last but not least, I would like to present you with…
GIFT # 4: A designer leather cellphone case for the Nokya E75.
What, you don’t own a Nokya E75? Oh, I know. I want you to keep this empty cellphone case as a subtle reminder of your filial affection for me. Once you make it big in the wide, wide world of the web, you can return the case to me, no longer empty, but with a shiny Nokya E75 inside as a nice gesture of thanks to me for opening your eyes to the wonderful possibilities of grown-up life.

So now you’re all set. I wish you all the best. Now before the tears of paternal pride fall from my eyes, I finally end this letter.

Your doting dad,
The Really PDA Project

P.S. In case the Nokya E75 is out of stock by the time you want to get one for me, a Nokya N97 will also do. What, I should also give you a leather case for the Nokya N97, just in case? You overgrown slacker, don’t you even have enough cash in your SpongeBob wallet to buy a lousy cellphone case?!

[WRITER'S NOTE: All of the jests directed towards the technology websites (semi-indirectly) referred to above is just good-natured teasing. I am a regular visitor to most of these sites and consider some of them to be my favorites. That includes TRMP's “slacker friend”, AllAboutSymbian, which I check out almost every day and where I learned about this contest:)]

Dear son,

I’m writing this letter to you because I feel I can’t reach you anymore, since you’re always looking at that little gadget in your hand you’ve been quiet, we never talk anymore, I wouldn’t be surprised if your written work is failing and I know your friends are beginning to worry about you.

I just hope that one day we can reconcile, like Jan & Bob’s kid, Wired. Look how healthy he is - he gets out there, he rides on the train, you even see him on planes & busses… I know he tends to spend a lot of time hanging out in people’s bathrooms but it’s probably because of all that American food he eats. I know he still acts like you sometimes, especially now he’s due to get one of those iPad things that your friend Steve has been talking about recently - we love you, you’re bright, intelligent and funny and by god, you certainly know yourself. I just wish I could see what you’re like without a gadget.

I know you say “but Dad, this is the 21st Century” (try telling that to South West Trains) but time spent in places without those gadgets can be just as important - I like gadgets too, we can talk about them… maybe just when you can’t get signal?

Yours,

Dad.

My entry is on the movie (with a different spin)

The Really Mobile Project Movie.

Set in the back drop of a fast decaying part of the Projects where mobile phones fight to control the world both online and offline.
The daily battle for Kudos and application domination continues to dominate the daily talk on the streets.
Will the smartest phone survive?

After all it’s a phone eat phone world out here.

Character - Cast by - Description
The Don – N900 (a powerhouse Character with many flaws but it’s his brut power that keeps him at the top)
Eldest Son – N97(He never seems to live up to his fathers expectations and will always live in the shadow of his little brother)
The little Bother – N97 (His fathers favourite son, and surely the next to take over the streets)
Ema “the Messenger” - E72(This is the Don’s right hand man, he is the only man trusted with confidential information)

Igor – iPhone (This is the Don’s main villain at the moment he dominates much of the streets, but with the Don’s power of Multi-tasking who can tell how this will play out)

Lex – NexusOne (One of the many loved members of the Android family, If this movie has a sequel expect to see more of Lex and his family)

TRMP – Director (Because you guys have a very good grasp on what the various devices on the mark have and don’t have and how they should be used in the world we now find ourselves living in)

Here's my official contest entry:) ear The Really Mobile Project,My son, as I see you sprawled on the couch while leisurely sending tweets to your online buddies, I am suddenly transported beyond the present (dismal) reality and I am filled with glorious visions of website critics hailing you as the most cutting-edge of technology websites, of advertisers flocking to our door, of you landing interviews with talk show hosts left and right, of you driving your brand-new car to your brand-new condo unit in the heart of the city…And so your loving father has decided to give you a few gifts to inspire you to move out of my basement- er, I mean, to become the successful yuppie that I always knew you were meant to be.GIFT # 1: A chic designer suit and patent leather shoesLook, I know your baggy jeans and SpongeBob T-shirt are super comfy and provide good ventilation on warm days. But, flesh of my flesh, your current outfit won't land you on the cover of any magazine, whether it be fashion or business-oriented. Neither will it help you snag a more stable and high-paying job. I may be an old fogey but I do know that image works wonders. So put on your impeccable new outfit and smart leather footwear (and maybe some cool but classy bling to show that world that you are professional and yet funky and hip at the same time; you are in the tech business after all). And as you do, perhaps you will also be inspired to add a bit more flash elements to your homepage and make its layout a little more modern and eye-catching. Take a few fashion points from your old schoolmates, CNYT and Wyred.GIFT # 2: A slick Bluetooth headsetAlways keep it close to your heart (figuratively), always keep it close to your ear (literally). Yes, even when you are not talking to anyone on your mobile phone. Why, you ask? Um, I'm not really sure. But hundreds, if not thousands, of business men do this to seem impressive and even intimidating so you might as well go with the flow. And as you make my second gift a semi-permanent extension of your ear, perhaps you can be inspired to talk in a more impressive manner. I know you are smart; it runs in the family. But your intelligence is not always immediately apparent to others, with your conversational, easygoing and, sometimes, even juvenile language. But there are several techniques you can use to easily sound smart or even smarter than you really are. For example, by using the words “analysts” and “trend” at least twice in an article and by smattering your blogs with a healthy dose of statistics you can immediately sound so… believable. Whether you understand the implications of these numbers in the real world or not, you can instantly make your readers feel like you really, REALLY know your stuff. And for more additional credibility brownie points, how about calling all of your regular staff members “editors”? Yes, all four of them. Who will write what they edit, you ask? Erm, I guess all of them can write stuff and then they can all edit each other's works. And there are all these guest contributors' articles they can proofread too, of course. You sound dubious. But trust me! CNYT has been doing it for a while and it works. After all, an article by an “editor” seems more special than by a mere “writer” or “blogger” *sniff*GIFT # 3: A genuine hardwood desk with double lacquered finish and multiple drawersAs I shake off the potato chip crumbs from one of your articles and glance through it, I admit that you do have some pretty interesting ideas. You really are a chip off the old block. But the half-finished peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich on top of the pile of printed articles on your table does discourage one from finding the stuff one is interested in reading about. In short, I love you but your room is an awful mess. (And I have a hard time understanding why because I am in the business of ORGANIZATION!) Nevertheless, I am hoping that your shiny new desk, aside from making you feel like a top honcho, will also inspire you to organize your articles by categories, like Wyred does. That way, if a reader wants to enjoy a post about a certain phone from Nokya or about one of the yPhone incarnations, he or she won't have to wade through an ocean of articles to do so. He can have an easier time finding what he wants by going to the section dedicated to the topic or phone manufacturer he is interested in. Did you know that the Arena fraternal twins, phoneAryna and GSMAryna, even divide their cellphone reviews by sections? I will try to have the twins over for dinner one night so that I can introduce them to you. A pair of fine young men, these two, if bordering a little on OCD territory. Perhaps you can hang out with them more often instead of playing video games with your happy-go-lucky friends, like that AllAboutSymbyan *sniff*And last but not least, I would like to present you with…GIFT # 4: A designer leather cellphone case for the Nokya E75.What, you don't own a Nokya E75? Oh, I know. I want you to keep this empty cellphone case as a subtle reminder of your filial affection for me. Once you make it big in the wide, wide world of the web, you can return the case to me, no longer empty, but with a shiny Nokya E75 inside as a nice gesture of thanks to me for opening your eyes to the wonderful possibilities of grown-up life.So now you're all set. I wish you all the best. Now before the tears of paternal pride fall from my eyes, I finally end this letter.Your doting dad,The Really PDA ProjectP.S. In case the Nokya E75 is out of stock by the time you want to get one for me, a Nokya N97 will also do. What, I should also give you a leather case for the Nokya N97, just in case? You overgrown slacker, don't you even have enough cash in your SpongeBob wallet to buy a lousy cellphone case?![WRITER'S NOTE: All of the jests directed towards the technology websites (semi-indirectly) referred to above is just good-natured teasing. I am a regular visitor to most of these sites and consider some of them to be my favorites. That includes TRMP's “slacker friend”, AllAboutSymbian, which I check out almost every day and where I learned about this contest:)]

Here's my official contest entry:) :

Dear The Really Mobile Project,

My son, as I see you sprawled on the couch while leisurely sending tweets to your online buddies, I am suddenly transported beyond the present (dismal) reality and I am filled with glorious visions of website critics hailing you as the most cutting-edge of technology websites, of advertisers flocking to our door, of you landing interviews with talk show hosts left and right, of you driving your brand-new car to your brand-new condo unit in the heart of the city…

And so your loving father has decided to give you a few gifts to inspire you to move out of my basement- er, I mean, to become the successful yuppie that I always knew you were meant to be.

GIFT # 1: A chic designer suit and patent leather shoes
Look, I know your baggy jeans and SpongeBob T-shirt are super comfy and provide good ventilation on warm days. But, flesh of my flesh, your current outfit won't land you on the cover of any magazine, whether it be fashion or business-oriented. Neither will it help you snag a more stable and high-paying job. I may be an old fogey but I do know that image works wonders. So put on your impeccable new outfit and smart leather footwear (and maybe some cool but classy bling to show that world that you are professional and yet funky and hip at the same time; you are in the tech business after all). And as you do, perhaps you will also be inspired to add a bit more flash elements to your homepage and make its layout a little more modern and eye-catching. Take a few fashion points from your old schoolmates, CNYT and Wyred.

GIFT # 2: A slick Bluetooth headset
Always keep it close to your heart (figuratively), always keep it close to your ear (literally). Yes, even when you are not talking to anyone on your mobile phone. Why, you ask? Um, I'm not really sure. But hundreds, if not thousands, of business men do this to seem impressive and even intimidating so you might as well go with the flow. And as you make my second gift a semi-permanent extension of your ear, perhaps you can be inspired to talk in a more impressive manner. I know you are smart; it runs in the family. But your intelligence is not always immediately apparent to others, with your conversational, easygoing and, sometimes, even juvenile language. But there are several techniques you can use to easily sound smart or even smarter than you really are. For example, by using the words “analysts” and “trend” at least twice in an article and by smattering your blogs with a healthy dose of statistics you can immediately sound so… believable. Whether you understand the implications of these numbers in the real world or not, you can instantly make your readers feel like you really, REALLY know your stuff. And for more additional credibility brownie points, how about calling all of your regular staff members “editors”? Yes, all four of them. Who will write what they edit, you ask? Erm, I guess all of them can write stuff and then they can all edit each other's works. And there are all these guest contributors' articles they can proofread too, of course. You sound dubious. But trust me! CNYT has been doing it for a while and it works. After all, an article by an “editor” seems more special than by a mere “writer” or “blogger” *sniff*

GIFT # 3: A genuine hardwood desk with double lacquered finish and multiple drawers
As I shake off the potato chip crumbs from one of your articles and glance through it, I admit that you do have some pretty interesting ideas. You really are a chip off the old block. But the half-finished peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich on top of the pile of printed articles on your table does discourage one from finding the stuff one is interested in reading about. In short, I love you but your room is an awful mess. (And I have a hard time understanding why because I am in the business of ORGANIZATION!) Nevertheless, I am hoping that your shiny new desk, aside from making you feel like a top honcho, will also inspire you to organize your articles by categories, like Wyred does. That way, if a reader wants to enjoy a post about a certain phone from Nokya or about one of the yPhone incarnations, he or she won't have to wade through an ocean of articles to do so. He can have an easier time finding what he wants by going to the section dedicated to the topic or phone manufacturer he is interested in. Did you know that the Arena fraternal twins, phoneAryna and GSMAryna, even divide their cellphone reviews by sections? I will try to have the twins over for dinner one night so that I can introduce them to you. A pair of fine young men, these two, if bordering a little on OCD territory. Perhaps you can hang out with them more often instead of playing video games with your happy-go-lucky friends, like that AllAboutSymbyan *sniff*

And last but not least, I would like to present you with…
GIFT # 4: A designer leather cellphone case for the Nokya E75.
What, you don't own a Nokya E75? Oh, I know. I want you to keep this empty cellphone case as a subtle reminder of your filial affection for me. Once you make it big in the wide, wide world of the web, you can return the case to me, no longer empty, but with a shiny Nokya E75 inside as a nice gesture of thanks to me for opening your eyes to the wonderful possibilities of grown-up life.

So now you're all set. I wish you all the best. Now before the tears of paternal pride fall from my eyes, I finally end this letter.

Your doting dad,
The Really PDA Project

P.S. In case the Nokya E75 is out of stock by the time you want to get one for me, a Nokya N97 will also do. What, I should also give you a leather case for the Nokya N97, just in case? You overgrown slacker, don't you even have enough cash in your SpongeBob wallet to buy a lousy cellphone case?!

[WRITER'S NOTE: All of the jests directed towards the technology websites (semi-indirectly) referred to above is just good-natured teasing. I am a regular visitor to most of these sites and consider some of them to be my favorites. That includes TRMP's “slacker friend”, AllAboutSymbian, which I check out almost every day and where I learned about this contest:)]

My three haikus:

==================

Run ‘Opera Mobile’
Choose T R M P, then wait.
Website slowly loads

==================

Mobile disappeared
Decent upgrade expensive
Haiku emerges

==================

Thir IS Ammoying
i CAN.t Fine The OPTion to
Switch off multitap.

==================

I decided to pick the cast for “Really Mobile: The Movie”
First I needed to find someone to play Nokia’s E55. THe first thing I read about it was that it was compact. My first thought was Gary Colemen or Wee-Man. THen I see they say it “looks elegant and austere”. So much for him. I then went with Hervé Villechaize. WHen chosing someone for the Part of the Nokia E75 I had read that it was “expensive. Call quality wasn’t the best” so that should be easy find someone that gets paid way more then they are worth, hell that could be most of Hollywood. I ended up going with Billy Bob Thornton
. Hell that guy sucks and he makes huge bucks. Ok now was the part of the Nokia N97. Looking at reviews I found it siad it is “packed with features its clunky touch interface, sky-high price tag, and outdated operating system ” so I was looking for someone with a lot of bling a bit on the big side over paid and out dated. That was easy I picked Will Ferrell.

Dear son,I'm writing this letter to you because I feel I can't reach you anymore, since you're always looking at that little gadget in your hand you've been quiet, we never talk anymore, I wouldn't be surprised if your written work is failing and I know your friends are beginning to worry about you.I just hope that one day we can reconcile, like Jan & Bob's kid, Wired. Look how healthy he is - he gets out there, he rides on the train, you even see him on planes & busses… I know he tends to spend a lot of time hanging out in people's bathrooms but it's probably because of all that American food he eats. I know he still acts like you sometimes, especially now he's due to get one of those iPad things that your friend Steve has been talking about recently - we love you, you're bright, intelligent and funny and by god, you certainly know yourself. I just wish I could see what you're like without a gadget. I know you say “but Dad, this is the 21st Century” (try telling that to South West Trains) but time spent in places without those gadgets can be just as important - I like gadgets too, we can talk about them… maybe just when you can't get signal?Yours,Dad.

Dear son,

I'm writing this letter to you because I feel I can't reach you anymore, since you're always looking at that little gadget in your hand you've been quiet, we never talk anymore, I wouldn't be surprised if your written work is failing and I know your friends are beginning to worry about you.

I just hope that one day we can reconcile, like Jan & Bob's kid, Wired. Look how healthy he is - he gets out there, he rides on the train, you even see him on planes & busses… I know he tends to spend a lot of time hanging out in people's bathrooms but it's probably because of all that American food he eats. I know he still acts like you sometimes, especially now he's due to get one of those iPad things that your friend Steve has been talking about recently - we love you, you're bright, intelligent and funny and by god, you certainly know yourself. I just wish I could see what you're like without a gadget.

I know you say “but Dad, this is the 21st Century” (try telling that to South West Trains) but time spent in places without those gadgets can be just as important - I like gadgets too, we can talk about them… maybe just when you can't get signal?

Yours,

Dad.

My entry is on the movie (with a different spin)The Really Mobile Project Movie.Set in the back drop of a fast decaying part of the Projects where mobile phones fight to control the world both online and offline.The daily battle for Kudos and application domination continues to dominate the daily talk on the streets.Will the smartest phone survive?After all it’s a phone eat phone world out here.Character - Cast by - DescriptionThe Don – N900 (a powerhouse Character with many flaws but it’s his brut power that keeps him at the top)Eldest Son – N97(He never seems to live up to his fathers expectations and will always live in the shadow of his little brother)The little Bother – N97 (His fathers favourite son, and surely the next to take over the streets)Ema “the Messenger” - E72(This is the Don’s right hand man, he is the only man trusted with confidential information)Igor – iPhone (This is the Don’s main villain at the moment he dominates much of the streets, but with the Don’s power of Multi-tasking who can tell how this will play out)Lex – NexusOne (One of the many loved members of the Android family, If this movie has a sequel expect to see more of Lex and his family)TRMP – Director (Because you guys have a very good grasp on what the various devices on the mark have and don’t have and how they should be used in the world we now find ourselves living in)

My entry is on the movie (with a different spin)The Really Mobile Project Movie.Set in the back drop of a fast decaying part of the Projects where mobile phones fight to control the world both online and offline.The daily battle for Kudos and application domination continues to dominate the daily talk on the streets.Will the smartest phone survive?After all it’s a phone eat phone world out here.Character - Cast by - DescriptionThe Don – N900 (a powerhouse Character with many flaws but it’s his brut power that keeps him at the top)Eldest Son – N97(He never seems to live up to his fathers expectations and will always live in the shadow of his little brother)The little Bother – N97 (His fathers favourite son, and surely the next to take over the streets)Ema “the Messenger” - E72(This is the Don’s right hand man, he is the only man trusted with confidential information)Igor – iPhone (This is the Don’s main villain at the moment he dominates much of the streets, but with the Don’s power of Multi-tasking who can tell how this will play out)Lex – NexusOne (One of the many loved members of the Android family, If this movie has a sequel expect to see more of Lex and his family)TRMP – Director (Because you guys have a very good grasp on what the various devices on the mark have and don’t have and how they should be used in the world we now find ourselves living in)

My entry is on the movie (with a different spin)

The Really Mobile Project Movie.

Set in the back drop of a fast decaying part of the Projects where mobile phones fight to control the world both online and offline.
The daily battle for Kudos and application domination continues to dominate the daily talk on the streets.
Will the smartest phone survive?

After all it’s a phone eat phone world out here.

Character - Cast by - Description
The Don – N900 (a powerhouse Character with many flaws but it’s his brut power that keeps him at the top)
Eldest Son – N97(He never seems to live up to his fathers expectations and will always live in the shadow of his little brother)
The little Bother – N97 (His fathers favourite son, and surely the next to take over the streets)
Ema “the Messenger” - E72(This is the Don’s right hand man, he is the only man trusted with confidential information)

Igor – iPhone (This is the Don’s main villain at the moment he dominates much of the streets, but with the Don’s power of Multi-tasking who can tell how this will play out)

Lex – NexusOne (One of the many loved members of the Android family, If this movie has a sequel expect to see more of Lex and his family)

TRMP – Director (Because you guys have a very good grasp on what the various devices on the mark have and don’t have and how they should be used in the world we now find ourselves living in)

My entry is on the movie (with a different spin)

The Really Mobile Project Movie.

Set in the back drop of a fast decaying part of the Projects where mobile phones fight to control the world both online and offline.
The daily battle for Kudos and application domination continues to dominate the daily talk on the streets.
Will the smartest phone survive?

After all it’s a phone eat phone world out here.

Character - Cast by - Description
The Don – N900 (a powerhouse Character with many flaws but it’s his brut power that keeps him at the top)
Eldest Son – N97(He never seems to live up to his fathers expectations and will always live in the shadow of his little brother)
The little Bother – N97 (His fathers favourite son, and surely the next to take over the streets)
Ema “the Messenger” - E72(This is the Don’s right hand man, he is the only man trusted with confidential information)

Igor – iPhone (This is the Don’s main villain at the moment he dominates much of the streets, but with the Don’s power of Multi-tasking who can tell how this will play out)

Lex – NexusOne (One of the many loved members of the Android family, If this movie has a sequel expect to see more of Lex and his family)

TRMP – Director (Because you guys have a very good grasp on what the various devices on the mark have and don’t have and how they should be used in the world we now find ourselves living in)

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My three haikus:

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Run 'Opera Mobile'
Choose T R M P, then wait.
Website slowly loads

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Mobile disappeared
Decent upgrade expensive
Haiku emerges

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Thir IS Ammoying
i CAN.t Fine The OPTion to
Switch off multitap.

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I decided to pick the cast for “Really Mobile: The Movie”First I needed to find someone to play Nokia’s E55. THe first thing I read about it was that it was compact. My first thought was Gary Colemen or Wee-Man. THen I see they say it “looks elegant and austere”. So much for him. I then went with Hervé Villechaize. WHen chosing someone for the Part of the Nokia E75 I had read that it was “expensive. Call quality wasn't the best” so that should be easy find someone that gets paid way more then they are worth, hell that could be most of Hollywood. I ended up going with Billy Bob Thornton. Hell that guy sucks and he makes huge bucks. Ok now was the part of the Nokia N97. Looking at reviews I found it siad it is “packed with features its clunky touch interface, sky-high price tag, and outdated operating system ” so I was looking for someone with a lot of bling a bit on the big side over paid and out dated. That was easy I picked Will Ferrell.

I decided to pick the cast for “Really Mobile: The Movie”
First I needed to find someone to play Nokia’s E55. THe first thing I read about it was that it was compact. My first thought was Gary Colemen or Wee-Man. THen I see they say it “looks elegant and austere”. So much for him. I then went with Hervé Villechaize. WHen chosing someone for the Part of the Nokia E75 I had read that it was “expensive. Call quality wasn't the best” so that should be easy find someone that gets paid way more then they are worth, hell that could be most of Hollywood. I ended up going with Billy Bob Thornton
. Hell that guy sucks and he makes huge bucks. Ok now was the part of the Nokia N97. Looking at reviews I found it siad it is “packed with features its clunky touch interface, sky-high price tag, and outdated operating system ” so I was looking for someone with a lot of bling a bit on the big side over paid and out dated. That was easy I picked Will Ferrell.

Since we can send unlimited entries, here is my second one:
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Why Vin Diesel? So that Dan Lane can be his body double for some of the trickier stunts in the movie.

Why Alton Brown? So that Alton Brown can fill in for Ben Smith in some of TRMP’s videos when Ben feels lazy.

Why Janeane Garofalo? Because both she and Vikki are gorgeous and witty brunettes.

Why Chuck Norris? Just because:D

Loving all the entries people… lot of good ones to choose from.

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Since we can send unlimited entries, here is my second one:http://share.ovi.com/media/laurenmac.Mission404...Why Vin Diesel? So that Dan Lane can be his body double for some of the trickier stunts in the movie.Why Alton Brown? So that Alton Brown can fill in for Ben Smith in some of TRMP's videos when Ben feels lazy.Why Janeane Garofalo? Because both she and Vikki are gorgeous and witty brunettes.Why Chuck Norris? Just because:D

Since we can send unlimited entries, here is my second one:
http://share.ovi.com/media/laurenmac.Mission404...

Why Vin Diesel? So that Dan Lane can be his body double for some of the trickier stunts in the movie.

Why Alton Brown? So that Alton Brown can fill in for Ben Smith in some of TRMP's videos when Ben feels lazy.

Why Janeane Garofalo? Because both she and Vikki are gorgeous and witty brunettes.

Why Chuck Norris? Just because:D

Loving all the entries people… lot of good ones to choose from.

Loving all the entries people… lot of good ones to choose from.

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Wicked Wise Wizards.Top Rated Magic People.Terrific Values(clue - URL)

Wicked Wise Wizards.
Top Rated Magic People.
Terrific Values

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Hear This Twitter PeepsTop Rated Magic People.Terrific Values(clue - URL)

Hear This Twitter Peeps
Top Rated Magic People.
Terrific Values

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Aitch tea tee pee coalOn slash slash tee are em peeDot tea vee are ace*********Oh No! We've fucked upOr could it be you, and your Big fat stupid hands******

Aitch tea tee pee coal
On slash slash tee are em pee
Dot tea vee are ace

*********

Oh No! We've fucked up
Or could it be you, and your
Big fat stupid hands

******

iPhone Android PalmSymbian Windows MobileAll bollocks for workhttp://twitter.com/PhoneBoy/status/10895054673

iPhone Android Palm
Symbian Windows Mobile
All bollocks for work

http://twitter.com/PhoneBoy/status/10895054673

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